Getting Publicity Over Someone Else's Divorce Is Better Than Getting Publicity Over Your Own

Dear People Who Read This Site, “George”, Girl, That Euro, Special C, Dr. Chris, The (Other) O.C., (Get Back) JoJo, and Potential Investors,

Gah! I HATE her. If you're not a regular follower of the Musings, I mean Gwyneth. Apparently Her Smugness has declared that Brad'n'Jen shouldn't have spoken to the press about their breakup. However, it is apparently completely acceptable for Gwyneth to comment on their breakup to the press. Classy. It seems that it is also ok for Gwyneth to discuss the future of her relationship with Chris Martin hypothetically, and that it makes her better than Brad'n'Jen. It is also ok for her to appear in the most visible place ever at Live 8 with her produce-monikered child wearing fancy sound blocking headphones. And it's ok for her to appear in magazines with no movie to push, and still to discuss how she's eating bad things like bread and cheese. It's not as if Gwyneth has ever pimped out her child or used her marriage to forward her career, or whatever it is. And it's always good etiquette to comment on the demise of the marriage of an ex and the woman he married instead of you. Good thing we have Gwyneth to look up to.

God, I hate her!