Escalators Are the Real Killers

Dear People Who Read This Site, “George”, Girl, That Euro, Special C, Dr. Chris, The (Other) O.C., (Get Back) JoJo, and Potential Investors,

My lifelong fear of escalators (which I ride, fearfully, when forced), has been justified. For those too lazy to click on the link, a three-year old girl tripped and fell on an escalator at Macy's and lost her finger. Sheesh.

And, to balance out the horror, you'll be glad to know that Wing did not cheat me --I managed to listen to her renditions of "Highway to Hell" and "Back in Black" over the weekend with my membership. Bitchin!