Of Course, It Could Be Worse...
Dear People Who Read This Site, “George”, Girl, That Euro, Special C, Dr. Chris, The (Other) O.C., (Get Back) JoJo, and Potential Investors,
Just when I finished venting, I saw this. Man, being Ashlee Simpson is really wretched. I mean, she had to have that fake birthday party/lip synch concert special on MTV, where Jessica spent most of the time flashing her ring-less hand at the camera (btw, I don't get the Nick/Jessica split -- where's the good publicity in denying a divorce?), her Dad's a freak, her ex-boyfriend's crappy reality show on MTV is way better than her crappy reality show on MTV, and that hoe-down footage from the first SNL fiasco is burned into our collective consciousness. And, apparently, her new album is baaad. (Though, the producer magic made her singles sound less wretched than expected. Damn technology.)
And, this is an improvement in her life. Before this "singing" "career," she was on 7th Heaven.
Just when I finished venting, I saw this. Man, being Ashlee Simpson is really wretched. I mean, she had to have that fake birthday party/lip synch concert special on MTV, where Jessica spent most of the time flashing her ring-less hand at the camera (btw, I don't get the Nick/Jessica split -- where's the good publicity in denying a divorce?), her Dad's a freak, her ex-boyfriend's crappy reality show on MTV is way better than her crappy reality show on MTV, and that hoe-down footage from the first SNL fiasco is burned into our collective consciousness. And, apparently, her new album is baaad. (Though, the producer magic made her singles sound less wretched than expected. Damn technology.)
And, this is an improvement in her life. Before this "singing" "career," she was on 7th Heaven.
posted by Mint Mogul at 5:26 PM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home