Worst Present Ever

Dear People Who Read This Site, “George”, Girl, That Euro, Special C, Dr. Chris, The (Other) O.C., (Get Back) JoJo, and Potential Investors,

I think I have found the worst Christmas present ever. Seriously, a Clay Aiken thong? That is just atrocious.

On the other hand, you know what makes a wonderful gift? Embittermints. Lots and lots of Embittermints.

Shop 'til you drop!

'Tis the Season

Dear People Who Read This Site, “George”, Girl, That Euro, Special C, Dr. Chris, The (Other) O.C., (Get Back) JoJo, and Potential Investors,

Big news here -- as you can tell, the Embittermints Online Store is ready for your shopping pleasure. Go ahead, buy some mints, tell your friends, and have them tell their friends, and so on, and so on. Eventually, we'll get to Oprah.

Until then, buy buy buy!