Monday, March 20, 2006

We Have To Escape His Tiny Clutches!

Dear People Who Read This Site, “George”, Girl, That Euro, Special C, Dr. Chris, The (Other) O.C., (Get Back) JoJo, and Potential Investors,

Indeed, Tiny Tom strikes again. That little couch-jumping, Joey-Potter-impregnating-and-zombifying, Nicole-screwing, crappo-movie-making (seriously, Cocktail, Far and Away -- let's be real here), and now South Park-suing must be stopped. I thought that Katie escaped his tiny clutches, but apparently he sued her back into the fold. Or something like that. He must be stopped. He is public enemy number 2 (after Gwyneth), and climbing.

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